How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
