oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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