no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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