Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
