she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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