yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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