Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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