At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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