Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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