Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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