is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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