how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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