why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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