Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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