we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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