We tried having a conversation with our noses.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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