I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Randomize
