In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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