i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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