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say what?
wanna hang out?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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