so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
sex in a hospital.. check
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Randomize
