: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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