I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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