Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
So many bounce houses so little time
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
