Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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