Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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