i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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