My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
it glows. i had to have it.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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