This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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