Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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