Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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