Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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