I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Welp...herpes.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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