I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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