38 yer olds are good kisserssss
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
either way he was missing a nipple.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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