the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Randomize
