Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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