I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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