oh god the rape fog is back!
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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