in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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