so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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