Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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