I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
