Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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