You're completely useless in the revolution.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
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go home
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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