If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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