i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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