hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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