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I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.

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if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?

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ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result

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What happened last night?

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You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.

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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song

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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.

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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.

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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex

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After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect

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