People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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